Jan. 16, 2021

Episode 13: Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos Show Notes

Henry

  • CHUCK NORRIS!
  • CHUCK NORRIS!
  • CHUCK NORRIS!
  • I think that Chuck Norris has something to do with this
  • Moustache
  • That is a pretty good likeness
  • Wait, is that the entire opening?
  • The animation is both good and crap at the same time
  • Nice sub
  • Can you imagine if your boss showed up to work dressed like that?
  • Bad guys are crap shots
  • Casual racism?
  • Why are they chocking? They have masks on!?
  • The music is like someone leaned on the keyboard
  • The action is very boring
  • WHY IS HE ON AN EXERCISE BIKE??
  • Is that Short Round?
  • Fat Sumo is obsessed with food, obviously
  • Hahaha, stereotypes
  • So many one-liners
  • Why is the kid there?!
  • What is going on with Super Ninjas hair?
  • Give me 1/7th of Jeff Bezos wealth, in gold!
  • Sea Lab seems like a bad idea maybe?
  • Their outfits are dumb
  • This is boring
  • Dolphin launched heroes!
  • That was a good throw
  • Let’s say Super Ninja 3 times in 6 seconds
  • They are all going to stand around and laugh, aren’t they?
  • Called it!
  • Thanks Chuck!

Jeremy

  • Oh those effects 
  • Stop saying Chuck Norris please
  • There was a theme?
  • Why does Chuck Norris sound like Bob Ross
  • What was that intro?
  • Is this Hannah Barbera?
  • What is Chuck Norris doing to those dolphins?!
  • Well she sounds excited
  • Claw?
  • Creepy dude in the back
  • Guns??!?
  • Nice sfx 
  • Moustache count
  • Damn what was that recycled cough
  • What a spoiler
  • These henchman suck
  • Oooooh torture
  • Why can’t we see his face…
  • Scanning his brain?
  • Well those magnets are impressive
  • Starting to feel casual racism setting in
  • What weapons is he using?
  • Uncomfortable crotch shot 
  • Pew pew pew 
  • Really? Hose.
  • What? How did the sailor know???
  • This soundtrack is so 80s it hurts
  • Also Angelfish is the worst villain name
  • Ahhhhh Superninja of course
  • What? He’s changing his plan
  • But Dolphins breathe air
  • Of course obviously hide on the ceiling
  • What??? You could see him dumbasses
  • You can’t hit them with your lasers, they’re faster than light
  • Just Tokyo?
  • Wow she sucks
  • That’s not physics
  • Careful, dolphins rape
  • Live-action Norris scares me

Jenny

  • Theme song- how many times can we say Chuck Norris (9 apparently, but I didn’t count them). Chuck is awesome and he has some friends: a samurai, a sumo, his apprentice, a girl and the annoying on/kid! It is a tick list of sidekicks.
  • Chucks motivational speech- ooh I am going to learn something, not sure what…
  • Chucks so manly in his scuba gear he just dives in!
  • Angelfish?? She is a bad guy and British, of course
  • Stereotypes all over the place: science dude, old glasses smoking a pipe. Grumpy, Japanese Samurai only speaks in proverbs, Dumb bad guys, The Sumo wrestler is thick because he is fat…
  • Some casual racism- henchmen are Chinese/Japanese/Asian
  • Martial Arts always beat guns even laser rifles. Pew pew pew
  • Oh man! did not get to see Chuck interrogate the bad guy, dammit
  • Ok, gill masks I can get but a Cat scan telling you how to get in a building, plans and all, I mean really, we are going with that are we??
  • Ooh magnetic handles that actually makes a sucking sound….
  • So Bad guys cannot aim, luckily for the good guys, even though Chuck is so awesome he can use throwing stars with his eyes closed.
  • One liner Jokes…..a lot of them.
  • Kid gets caught again and then gets them all caught, ffs why is he even there!
  • WTF Super ninja is Scottish Japanese
  • Also, Superclaw does not trust anyone and can’t be trusted, who could have seen that coming!
  • A Billion in the 80s, that was a huge amount, and whats the US Navy doing just lending out their boats. I suppose it is Chuck Norris after all…
  • Dolphin Flipping Chuck slightly believable but the Sumo too!!
  • Ok so Chuck causes a power surge to blow the ‘machine’ this somehow stops the tsunami that is already out there- is he magic?
  • Then a motivational speech at the end- just in case you did not get the lesson Chuck is going to go back over it for you. In this case it was Never give up! Even if you dont have all kinds of fancy gadgets, a wooden guy for a leader, ½ of Asia and some trained Dolphins to help you save the day.